I love my hair as much as you do. I love tickles as much as any 3 year old. I love it when you playfully touch me.
You, I’m referring to the boyfriend no, not you, Tom, Dick or Harry and most definitely not you, yeah that’s right I’m talking to you gay boy, yes I know you’re gay but no you still can’t touch me!
Yes, I absolutely hate it when random people or rather men touch me, or play with my hair. But do feel free to look and if you do feel the urge to touch, I hope you’re wearing a ball guard. I can and will work my knee into your crotch in an ungraceful manner resulting in a facial expression you never thought was possible.
