I dislike* you’ll. Really. Truly. And genuinely.
That doesn’t mean I’m racist or gay-ist because I don’t want you’ll dead or have you’ll tortured or call names or avoid you’ll like the plague**. I just don’t want same sex marriages legalized.
And for the sake of my sanity I would like you’ll to know a few things:
Please do not discuss your escapades during lunchtime. It puts me off my food. Since I have the courtesy of keeping things private, I expect you to do the same. That is also why I don’t want gay marriages legalized, then it would be a normal lunch conversation and I can’t slap you with sexual harassment.
Just because you’re gay don’t think you can get away with sexually harassing a member of the opposite sex.
Sexual harassment includes anything that makes a person feel uncomfortable. So talking about the intern’s yeast infection makes not only the person who has it but the entire room uncomfortable.
If you were normal and depressed, I’ll listen. If you’re gay and depressed, well that’s why you have psychiatrists.
Don’t pull the sympathy card because you’re recovering from depression. I have my own problems and no one grants me a 3-month paid vacation.
Also do please stop shouting in street corners and on the beach, there is enough noise pollution.
With this post I’m guaranteed to lose a few friends and most probably my job, oh what the heck I just had to say it…
*Hate I’m told is a strong word.
**But I’d like it if you’ll avoid me like a plague though.
18 responses so far ↓
Benjamin // October 21, 2009 at 12:20 pm |
fail.
notsoshy // October 22, 2009 at 3:21 am |
Fail?
David Blacker // October 22, 2009 at 5:43 am |
Lol it’s a pity you’re not on Kottu. This could’ve been fun.
notsoshy // October 22, 2009 at 5:49 am |
Yup it most certainly would have been
thekillromeoproject // October 30, 2009 at 9:16 am |
LOL… It’s a little more fun cos I know who you’re writing this about…!!
notsoshy // October 30, 2009 at 9:24 am |
Yikes
QFAP // November 12, 2009 at 4:46 am |
I think we all know who the post is about.
As annoying as a person can be, is it really necessary to be homophobic about it?
I mean, plenty of straight people can be as irritating, if not more, as the person you are referring to (yes, I know exactly how irritating he can be).
a) You are not racist or ‘gayist’. Merely a homophobe.
b) How different are gay escapades to straight ones? What makes it ok to sit through one but not the other?
c) ‘normal’ and depressed? Are we then to assume that you consider homosexuals abnormal?
Who are you to define what is ‘normal’? There was a time when it was ‘normal’ for a woman to jump into her husband’s pyre. Jeeeez.
d) BTW, is it only depressed gay people who needs shrinks? Because I think certain straight people with anger management issues needs a shrink as well.
e) I am so with you on the 3 months paid vacation thing.
f) Speaking of plagues, do you genuinely think it’s ok to bash the entire gay populace just because one gay boy is a numbskull?
notsoshy // November 12, 2009 at 5:27 am |
QFAP
Well it’s not entirely about one person, it’s a few characteristics that some of the gay people I know tend to display. I just overly focused on one particular individual in just one of few issues I’ve mentioned. You’re right straight people are annoying too and I have highlighted my issues on their idiosyncrasies in previous blog posts.
A) Since it’s a statement, I’m not going to argue. Maybe I am, thanks for pointing it out.
b) A lot. It involves two members of the same sex. I don’t sit through sex romps of straight ones either.
c) Yes
I don’t define what’s normal and what’s not. God does. And I don’t recall God asking women to jump into pyres.
d) No. But this post is focused on gay people. And straight people with anger management issues have been to shrinks. I should know.
e) I’m glad we agree at least on one thing
f) No. But it always starts with one annoying person on a bad day to be mad at the rest of the specific population.
LadyViolet // November 14, 2009 at 6:32 pm |
i hope u rot in hell…
r u sure u hav something against the whole gay populous or just this one obvious person..
or wait… R U GAY URSELF???? cuz no one can hav so much hate in them.
i suggest… u take time getting to know the person first, and then start wagging ur pie-hole.
cuz ryt now ur acting like such an immature, jealous little brat…
get over it, and grow the hell up..
OH AND AS FOR THE “KILLROMEOPROJECT” – LOL.. ur one to judge. *smiles*
Prancing Fairy // November 14, 2009 at 6:57 pm |
Oh honey. Someone just needs to fuck you left right and center. So that next time there is a gay guy bragging about his sex life, you can join in an not feel left out. So then you won’t have to use your imagination with the bockwrust on your plate. As for being depressed. You have no fucking idea what it’s like. So shut up rather than advertising your ignorance and stupidity.
xoxo
Fairy
LadyViolet // November 14, 2009 at 7:02 pm |
Prancing Fairy – god ur brilliant *ROFLMAO*
QFAP // November 14, 2009 at 7:07 pm |
God tells us what is normal and abnormal? Oooh la la…so you follow what god says to the dot, do you? And he says homosexuals are abnormal.
So what say you on all these other stuff that god also said:
Kill disobedient sons (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)
Kill those who work on the Sabbath (Exodus 35:2)
Kill blasphemers (Leviticus)
Kill non-virginal brides (Deuteronomy 22:20,21)
Kill adulterers (Leviticus 20:10)
Kill witches (Exodus 22)
I’m guessing that since you are such a devout follower of what god says, and you aren’t married, Prancing Fairy is right and you haven’t got laid! No wonder you’re so uptight…
BTW, I think you completely missed my point (read sarcasm) on the anger management issue.
notsoshy // November 16, 2009 at 4:40 am |
Lady Violet – I don’t believe in hell so your threats are well…empty. And yes I’m a closet gay that’s why I wrote this post…that makes a hellava lot of sense.
Look I don’t feel the need to reply your comments because I’m positive I’m wasting my time. So if you comment further, I shall just delete them.
Prancing Fairy – Getting laid must be pretty much the answer to all your problems, if that’s the way you want to live your life, go ahead…but please refrain from giving me advice on how to live mine.
Also please note that further comments from you will not be tolerated either.
QFAP – Yes I follow what God says to the dot (that’s also because God gave me discernment) and no he didn’t use the word abnormal in the bible.
You quote the old testament like everybody else trying to debate on the ‘gay issue’. Well let me tell you this, the bible contains the old and the new testaments. The reason is because the laws in the old are archaic, for example the Mosaic law and the laws you’ve brought up. It doesn’t apply to us because the Israelites were a tribe and they were direct laws from God. Now we’re under human rulership so these laws don’t apply to us. So its imperative that when you come with these scriptures that you know your references to what the new testament says.
Yes you’re right I’m a devout follower and I’m not married and I see that you pretty much follow Prancing Fairy’s solution to all your problems as well. And no I didn’t miss your point in fact I commented with one of my own. Seems to me you’re the one who’s missed it!
Prancing Fairy // November 16, 2009 at 9:23 am |
@LadyViolet
@QFAP
You cannot educate a fool. They have a block you see, called their EGO. Heck; there are even people who believe they can pay for their after life (Tom Cruise). So in this world of crazy/beautiful I rest my case.
themissingsandwich // November 16, 2009 at 11:48 am |
Shy, I’m not straight. So are you directing all this at me as well, even if its mainly about one person?
notsoshy // November 16, 2009 at 12:00 pm |
TMS- I’m sending you a mail
QFAP // November 16, 2009 at 3:02 pm |
So you pick and choose what to believe? Because here is a select list out of new testament:
The author of Ephesians insists that wives should submit to their husbands in everything (5:22-24).
The authors of Colossians, Titus, and 1 Peter all agree that women should submit to their husbands (3:18, 2:5, and 3:1, respectively).
The books of Peter also forbid women to wear any type of decorative jewelry to adorn their bodies (1 Peter 3:2-6), refer to women as the weaker vessel of the couple (1 Peter 3:7), and deem Lot to be a righteous man even though he once offered his daughters as a suitable alternative for homosexual rapists surrounding his house (2 Peter 2:8 referring to Genesis 19:4-8).
This author isn’t particularly kind to widows either. He says we should leave these women in need because their rewards will arrive as an answer to prayer. A widow experiencing pleasure while she’s still alive, on the other hand, is already dead in the afterlife. In the author’s eyes, the only respectable widows are at least sixty years old, have had only one husband, and have been well known for their positive accomplishments in life. (1 Timothy 5:5-15).
In a letter to the Corinthians by Paul, he unambiguously declares the man to be the head of the woman. Paul also says women, who are the glory of men, were made for men, who are the glory of God (1 Corinthians 11:3-9).
Paul also doesn’t permit women to speak in church because that also is a shame. If they have a question concerning the material, they must ask their husbands at home. Paul also reminds us once again, “they are commanded to be under obedience” according to the law (1 Corinthians 14:34-35).
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Tsk tsk! I hope you don’t speak when you are at church, because it would be terrible to follow god’s word to the dot by deeming homosexuals abnormal, but not to follow the other moralising found in the New Testament, eh?
BTW, that thing about homosexuals in the bible? Old Testament.
notsoshy // November 17, 2009 at 4:58 am |
QFAP – No I don’t pick and choose what to believe and when I said that I follow God on the dot I didn’t realize that you’d take it the wrong way (My bad). No it doesn’t mean that we take all scriptures literally.
I don’t have my bible with me because I’m at work, so I can’t give you the references now. But I do know the scriptures you’ve mentioned so I’ll try to explain this as best as I can.
God gave us the power to think and therefore discern. The scriptures you’ve used have greater meaning. That’s why the scriptural references are important. For instance when God gave the command through Paul that wives are in subjection to their husband, it didn’t mean that if the husband is abusive that the wife should be okay with getting beaten up. Or that she can’t share her opinions. What it meant was that there is a certain way a wife plays her role in the marriage arrangement when it comes to child rearing and making decisions (all the hocus pocus of what a marriage entails)
About the adorning of modest attire and jewellery. There’s nothing wrong with being or wanting to look beautiful and that’s not what Paul meant. He wanted women to know that we shouldn’t busy ourselves with those things so much that we lose sight of the more important things, like our spirituality.
You don’t agree that we’re the weaker vessel?
Lot offered his daughters because he was in the presence of angels. I’d like to know how’d react. Besides he trusted in God like Abraham. Remember Abraham was on the verge of killing his son.
So yeah these are a few examples. The reference scriptures explain these points in greater detail that’s why it’s easier to come to an understanding of what God means. But on the topic of homosexuality God hasn’t changed his viewpoints, ever.
Like I said I only come online at work and I can’t spend much time answering questions…so I’m going to leave it at this but if you’re are really and genuinely interested to find out more. I can continue this conversation via mail.
Oh and you may like to know that I do speak in church
. Have a good day.