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Afternoon Pudding

June 19, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Ashan: We bought two chocolate biscuit puddings just half an hour ago…

Green Cabin Man: Very good.

Ashan: Er..well no, one of it is spoilt.

Green Cabin Man: Can you bring it back Sir? We’ll give you another one.

Ashan: No I can’t come, can you send it over?

Green Cabin Man: No we can’t, there isn’t anyone who can deliver it.

Ashan: Oh that seems convenient…but anyway do make sure it doesn’t happen again.

Green Cabin Man: But if you can bring it Sir, then I can tell my General Manager and we can figure out what’s wrong…

Ashan: Er… I can tell you what’s wrong, it’s spoilt and it’s the milk!

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Random stuff…

March 24, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Tempers flaring…

Blood pressure rising…

Colleagues become annoying…

Ah that time of year! The awards!! Damn awards! What we wouldn’t do for one…. All will soon be forgotten, we will drink and hold hands and dance the merry jig after the show, after we’ve swept the metals off the scoreboard. All worth it, me thinks. Of course me thinks it’s all worth it. I’ll grumble now and rejoice later even though I talk like I don’t give a damn!

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Last Friday was spellbindingly awesome. I had fun, like a child. Innocent yet full of energy bursts. As you might probably know, I’m full of good ideas, so I rounded a few lost sheep at work and decided a trip to Sathutu Uyana (Happy Park) would be a brilliant spontaneous idea. So trudge, trudge, tuk, tuk there. 5 in a tuk, slightly irritated the tuk driver but we didn’t care, we were going to have fun. While in the tuk we managed to infect the tuk driver with some much needed joy. Once there we wallowed up prawn waddais at the risk of retching, a lot later. Inside we just went berserk with me screaming like a hyena in pain, “Dodgem Cars, ohhh Dodgem Cars…I wanna go…” so went and it was a blast. Then we went on the Yo Yo ride, which was cool but Pyscho Girl was in discomfort, so I kept screaming in glee. The scrambler was next, at which point it started drizzling which turned into a thunderstorm and boy it was just awesome. In some twisted way it was also extremely romantic, so Pyscho Girl and I kept making eye contact*. We were all drenched but we decided another round of Dodgem Cars was perfect to end a perfectly wonderful evening and doughnuts (but unfortunately we went in at closing time, so we didn’t go nuts with doughnuts).

* I’m not that way inclined and never will be!

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Love, actually?

January 15, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Nice to ponder on with a Caipirinha in hand, the nicest mocktail I’ve had so far. I look around the pub to make sure no one heard Mellow’s outburst. Sometimes I wonder what people think when they eavesdrop on our conversations, sometimes I wish he wouldn’t speak as loud as he does and sometimes I hope he’s not insensitive when discussing sensitive topics. Focusing back to my little bunch I’m greeted with bewilderment written across their faces. Mellow continues his tirade dramatically moving his hand, barely missing my drink. He seems awfully in the mood to get his point across, and at times like these I sit back, listen intently and let him talk.

As the clock quickly ticks away the minutes, I can’t help but wonder about everything he said about love. I already knew that love is not changing the other person to fit your idea of the perfect person but that thought triggered so many other thought processes. If love means not changing a single thing about the other person, that means 99.9% of people haven’t being in love. Stewie looks perplexed and I look utterly baffled as realization slowly takes a hit, for me maybe it’s the Caipirinha. I shake my glass and look at it in dismay, its over and I really need another one but there’s no chance of that. While I awaken from my reverie, the gang seems to be discussing the best restaurants in town, I suggest that we try Japanese. Mellow thinks it’s a brilliant idea and yes I’m always full of brilliant stupid freaking ideas (I hate Japanese food!!).

Now at Sakura’s I’m still pondering while trying to eat with chopsticks. I’m the most ungraceful creature you’ve ever had Jap food with, seriously. As I struggle to grasp a piece of tempura, Mellow pokes something raw into my mouth and  since I’m pretty much zoned out, I bite into awful raw food and gasp “Shit Mellow this freaking thing’s raw”. He looks at me and says “Sushi”. I swallow it in disgust and point my sticks at Stewie, he makes a silent but audible remark about how I’d walk away with them when we leave.

Love again…that thought stuck in my head. Love for me is the following list of things,

Love is putting up with the toilet seat, I’ve grown up with a older brother sharing my bathroom so I’m pretty much used to it sometimes being down and sometimes being up (the toilet seat, for goodness sake!!). So it really doesn’t bother me.

Love is having an argument, slamming the bedroom door and then opening it to let the dog in :)

Love is when you’re told not to touch the brand new car and you touch it, drive it, crash it and then he looks at you and says “It’s amazing how much damage you could do in 5 minutes”.

Love is when you repeatedly listen to someone with a bad case of hysterical giggling while telling a joke.

Ok I’m going to stop now, this post started off a tad bit seriously but now I’m starting to find it all too comical. Well before I go, love for me is everything other than what people describe when they think of the 4 letter word and Mellow you may be right and you may be wrong, I don’t know, what I do know is that I walked away with the chopsticks.

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When I tend to say too much…

December 11, 2008 · 3 Comments

While Pokey tries to order food, I hop around, stare at the garlic coated psychedelic work of art and then hop a little bit more towards the sweet counter. Before I make it to the counter where the brownies look tempting, I’m yanked away and taken back to read the menu.

Pokey –“For normal people dessert comes after lunch, so stop flitting across the bloody room and order lunch”

Me –“Ouch pokey that hurts” (he has his fingers wrapped around my very snapable neck)

Pokey –“We need to do this quickly so we can get back to work and finish off stuff we should have finished yesterday, if only you didn’t go out for lunch with your boyfriend”

Me – “Oh don’t be like that, I scrapped lunch with him today, so we can work on it. So there, aren’t you happy?”

Pokey –“Oh that’s really sweet, you do love me a little?

Me –“ Er actually no,well he had assignments so he couldn’t make it”

Pokey – “WTF”

Damn wish I had a filter system!

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