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March 30, 2009 · 3 Comments

How does one communicate almost immediately that one is currently tangled with another human being, without having to drop hints about the significant other?

A tee, which says ‘Single no more!’ might help, if the fashion police won’t arrest you for wearing the same tee every day.

Toteting the boyfriend everywhere like a piece of accessory might be an option provided that boyfriend is unemployed and is completely and utterly stuck on you. I doubt any man would be that foolish or possessive enough to be slung over your shoulder (wait there are men like that, yikes!).

A ring or rather The ring on The ring finger is the only way around it. Once you see it, you leave it, right? But will the bling counteract a fling?

Since I’m not going to sport a tee everyday proclaiming that I’m not single anymore or tote my boyfriend everywhere or wear The ring on The ring finger, I have a question for you… How does one communicate almost immediately that one is currently tangled with another human being, without having to drop hints about the significant other?

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I needed a break from work…

February 26, 2009 · Leave a Comment

What is the connection between you and the last person that called?
My ‘opposite’ other, meaning boyfriend.

Do you ever turn off your cell phone?
Yes, when I want to sleep.

What happened at 10am today?
I was busy talking crap.

When did you last cry?
Day before yesterday.

What is your favourite thing to eat with peanut butter?
Yuck, I hate Peanut Butter.

What do you want in your life right now?
A certain someone abolished…

Do you carry an umbrella out when it rains, or just put on your hood?
No. I love walking and running in the rain.

What is your favourite thing to put on your bed?
Pillows

What bottoms are you wearing now?
Jeans

What does the nicest text in your inbox say?
That’s a toughie; I have loads of nice texts in my inbox so I’m not saying…

Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
Yes, all the time :)

Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone?
Nope

What was the last movie you last caught?
Calendar Girls (Nice movie)

What are you proud of?
Loads of things but the most recent one being Pokey and my victory at the competition.

What does the oldest text message in your inbox say?
‘You’re the smartest 19 year old I know’

What is the last song you sang out loud?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Do you have any nicknames? What are they?
If I tell you, then I’d have to kill you

What was the last received text message? Who was it from?
Pisu Mojado! Sent by the boyfriend’s best friend.

What time did you go to bed last night?
Sometime after 11…

Are you currently happy?
Yes, Pisu Mojado made me laugh again

Who gives you the best advice?
Depends on the problem

Do you eat whipped cream straight away from the can?
I’d like to if I could squirt into my mouth without getting it all over.

Who did you talk on the phone last night?
I didn’t speak to anyone last night.

Is anything bugging you right now?
Yes my work

What’s bugging you right now?
You obviously don’t listen very well, MY WORK!!!

Do you wear toe socks?
I’ve heard of socks but not toe socks…

Who was the last person you last had a missed call from?
Boyfriend

Have you ever had your heart broken?
No

What annoys you most in a person?
Er…I guess it depends on the person

Do you have a crush on anyone?
No

Have you ever done cocaine?
No

What is the colour of your room?
Light green and a deep shade of Magenta (Well it doesn’t clash, how about that)

Would you kill the person you hate for a billion dollars?
Nuh, not worth it.

Do you believe in the saying “Talk is cheap” ?
Yeah

Who was the last person who lay in your bed?
My sister and I need to give her a yelling for that…

Who was the last person who hugged you?
Mellow

Did anyone see the last person you kissed?
Hope not

Do you have a life?
Hope so…

Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn’t?
Yes

Who was the last person you saw in your dreams?
Can’t remember

Last time you smiled?
A while ago when I remembered Ashan’s fall

Have you changed this year?
Yes, I’ve grown a year older

What are you listening to right now?
A door creaking

Do you walk with your eyes opened or closed?
Closed, because I ran into a door and also slipped and fell on the steps

Have you ever played an instrument?
Yes, the piano, guitar and drum and they all sounded awful so I gave up

What is the worst idea you had this week?
I’m always full of good ideas

Are you happy with your love life?
Yes, why aren’t you?

What song describes your love life?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Who always makes you laugh?
Cookie Monster (the real one)

Do you speak another language other than English?
Yes Sinhala and Tamil

Are you blonde?
Sometimes and I’m not proud of it.

What’s your full name?
Refer No 17

What are you doing tomorrow?
Why are you going to ask me out? Well nothing much, might watch Changeling.

What do you think you are like?
A glass half empty, don’t ask stupid questions!!

Who do you chose to die with?
Yippy, I get to take someone with me??

Where have you been today?
At work

What do you play often?
My favourite song, I’m yours by Mr. Mraz

Who are you missing right now?
The Boyfriend

Name three colours you like
All funky colours

What emotion do you like to show?
Drama, I like to think it’s an emotion

What is life to you?
Confusing

If you have something troubling you, what would you do?
Talk to the wall

Who do you admire most?
Mumsie

Why are you doing this shit?
Because I have some of the best answers

What you do when you’re moody?
Punch the living daylights of someone who comes along to talk to me

At which age do you wish to get married?
25

Do you think you have enough confidence?
Hell yeah!!

Who is the person you trust most?
My family

Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after rain?
Not too into rainbows, if it’s there I’ll look.

What is your goal for this year?
Fulfill all my other goals

Do you believe in eternal love?
Well someone’s gotta die sometime…actually I’m not too sure about that.

What feeling do you love the most?
The feeling of accomplishment

Do you really think it’s global warming now?
Heck yeah!!

What is the feeling you hate most?
The feeling of disappointment

Do you cherish every single friend of yours?
Absolutely yes

Do you believe in God?
Yes

Who cares for you most?
My mum

What will you bring when you fight?
Somebody else to do the fighting…

What have you regretted doing your whole life?
A few foolish things…

What if your steady two-timed you?
Have you ever heard of the word ‘revenge’? Oh and you thought I was a nice person…

Someone you can’t live without?
Gypsy Boy

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Mundane questions

December 17, 2007 · 2 Comments

Life has a lot of interesting questions but instead don’t you feel like you’re showered with the silly routine ones that makes no sense.

How are you?

Everywhere I go, I’m bombarded with this question. There is nothing wrong with it. It’s just that those who pose this question don’t really care about my wellbeing, it’s more like they’re compelled to ask everybody they bump into. Besides how many people give an honest answer to that question anyway, most often than not instead of saying what they really feel, they fake a smile and then say “great’. I admit to doing that a couple of times simply because I do not want to discuss my problems with someone who’s more interested in moving onto the next person so they could smile and say “how are you?”.

When are you getting married?

I’ve been asked this question ever since I hit 18; its got worse after my brother got married. It’s scary that people think that humans were created for the sole purpose of procreation…well I guess you’re mind is kinda flummoxed now, yes you’re right we were indeed created for that purpose but things have changed, not everyone needs to produce offspring so I’ll just leave China to go forth and multiply.

Are you pregnant?

Great!!! Now that you’re safely married, people want to know when the Teletubbies would pop out. I’m not married (yet) but most of my friends are and I know what they go through because sometimes I decide to play an absolute wretch and attack them with questions they hate hearing.

You didn’t tell me you had a boyfriend?

Uh, he’s the janitor. What is it with people who assume that any man you’re seen with is your boyfriend/lover… doesn’t matter if he’s an absolute stranger who happened to ask the time, or the Mc Donald waiter who recognized me because I’m a loyal customer (Double Yuck!!) as long as they’ve seen you with a MAN. Yikes, you’re in trouble!!!

Koheda yanne? (Where are you going?)

The sleazy Sri Lankan cops love invading our privacy by asking us where we go, rudely poking their heads right through our shutters and also smelling our breath. All this makes me a tad bit sick. They also from time to time love asking you whether you’re drunk, which makes me wonder whether we should be asking them the questions.

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