The idiosyncrasies of a woman

E: I miss him so much, what do I do?

Curly: Well that’s his job. What did you expect from a pilot? Just deal with it.

E: I can’t! Now we have arguments all the time about his flight schedules.

Curly: Ok does he call every time he’s somewhere else.

E: Yes

Curly: How often do you meet him?

E: Twice a week.

Curly: What! You crazy wretch if I were you I’d just be happy meeting him twice a week. I need my space and I’m sure he needs his space too. You’re too freaking needy!!

E: (Wails) You don’t understand.

To hell I don’t!

A lazy day at work

I think black looks cool on my nails. It gives me a gothic edge. After The Girl Who Is Our Intern decided to paint my nails for me because I was bored, I ran around office sticking my fingers at everyone who crossed my path. Nanabanana thought I had caught a disease that was slowly making its way to my toes and Pokey nearly had a heart attack. He hates it when I paint my nails, says that girls should have the natural look. I agree with makeup but not with nail varnish. Now to freak my mom…

7 Random Things…

The Missing Sandwich tagged me a while ago and wanted me to list down 7 random and weird things, which are part of my existence, eyeball and lung. So here goes:

1. I’m not extremely affectionate. Don’t get me wrong, I love smooching and all things naughty but not in public. Plus I’m very reluctant to hug friends and family. Sometimes when it’s required, it is a huge effort. But I do love them and always give them sentimental gifts to make sure they know I care. 

2. I like talking to the walls and the mirror. No its not because I’m crazy but because walls and mirrors don’t talk back unlike my mother and sister.

3. I hate talking in the morning.

4. I hate to eat.

5. I think with my mouth open (Pointed out by Pokey and Sam (who sometimes thinks with her mouth open too)) 

6. I make funny faces when I’m bored, walking on the street or just minding my own business at office. 

7. I talk excessively when my sugar levels are down and I’m in dire need of sleep. Well I also talk excessively when my sugar levels are up and when I’ve slept for 3 days straight.  

That’s my 7! 

Well I’m tempted to ask you what your 7 is, but I won’t because I don’t want you to be weirder than me. 

The giggle brigade

The giggle brigade comprises of 5 girls (including me) who are addicted to giggling, raucous gossiping and insulting each other. We are a tight fit with the motto “girls just wanna have fun”. We met up last Friday for coffee and had a blast (bad word to use these days) the coffee was bad but the conversation completely enlightening. We discussed extra marital affairs to baby showers to periods while the guys seated at the next table were highly tickled.

The Mother- She leads the giggle brigade with her cunning looks and deviant plans but hides those evil inklings behind a Mona Lisa smile. She’s happily married (or so she says) and tries with brute force to find suitable husbands for Tall One and me, the only two happy singles (or so we say).

Shorty – The oldest member of the group and vertically challenged, hence the nickname is actually a force to reckon with. She’s indeed lovable and cuddly (not that we’ve tried cuddling her) and the sort of person who laughs at our stupid jokes and comes up with equally stupid ones just to make it one big happy laugh fest.

Tall One – Standing at a mammoth 6 feet one, she’s striking that’s for sure with her height, greenish eyes and blond hair which she claims isn’t blond which is extremely blond of her and I think that blondeness is getting to me. She’s the most innocent of the lot so most of our jokes just flies past her head but we still love her to bits.

Max mess – She’s like a little Chihuahua on drugs. Hyper. Confused. Funny. Giggly. All that and more, comes free with every pack of super absorbent wipes. Hurry! Until stocks last. I don’t know why I wrote that, it just felt like a commercial. Sorry. With her petite figure, front bangs and fangs (kidding) she’s a bundle of fun with a great big heart.

Comic relief- that’s me to complete the gang but I’m not going to write about myself because after all how can I possibly insult such a darling me J